Put a gross twist on guacamole.
- 1 x small puking pumpkin
- 6 x Avocados (peeled, pitted, and mashed)
- 2 Limes (juiced)
- 2 teaspoons salt
- 1 cup diced onion
- 1/4 cup fresh cilantro
- 4 diced roma tomatoes
- 1 teaspoons minced garlic
- 2 pinches ground cayenne pepper
- Plenty of tortilla chips
Directions: In a medium bowl, mash together the avocados, lime juice, and salt. Mix in onion, cilantro, tomatoes, and garlic. Stir in cayenne pepper. Refrigerate 1 hour before serving. Place the carved puking pumpkin next to yummy guacamole and enjoy.
Who doesn't love tasty roaches?
- 1/3 cup softened cream cheese
- 1/4 cup chopped walnuts
- 20-30 pitted dates
- Several cockroaches (preferably dead)
Directions: In a small bowl, combine cream cheese and nuts. Gently fill each date with cream cheese/nut mixture. Decorate with several freshly caught rubber roaches.